If you bring me to a hockey game on a date there is a 110% chance that I will marry you
Play in the game and your chances are even higher
Ugh I was talking to this girl and the Wings were in Buffalo on my b-day; I thought hey, why not invite her? In the following weeks she became just intolerable and I tried many times to drop hints, no dice. Day of the game, I go to pick her up, tell her this isn’t going anywhere and if you don’t want to go I’ll understand wink wink. Instead she opts for an awkward, silent hour ride to the game.
Turns out she knew nothing about hockey, making the game awful. So next time I’m quizzing a girl first. If she passes I might propose.
I had forced her to put on my blank (no player name on back), red, classic wings jersey. I dropped her off after not thinking and the next day blocked her on all sites/took her out of my phone…I got a text to get my jersey back but it seemed like a scheme to see me again so I let it go…To this day 3 years later all I have is my winter classic jersey. I need a winged wheel.
Moral of this long ass rant:
Bitch, you owe me a jersey.
First some coyotes fan throws a snake on the ice, and now a sharks fan throws a shark out there tonight?
C’mon, everyone’s biting Detroit’s style.
Come up with your own traditions. Then again you play hockey in Phoenix and San Jose, so I can see where you have no sense of hockey identity.
Lame and uninspired.
Used to love the kid but he’s gotta get his shit in line.
More of this, less of the dumb stuff plz.