Pick up hockey…sooo much fun but I’m dead
regurgitated NONSENSE
If you bring me to a hockey game on a date there is a 110% chance that I will marry you
Play in the game and your chances are even higher
Ugh I was talking to this girl and the Wings were in Buffalo on my b-day; I thought hey, why not invite her? In the following weeks she became just intolerable and I tried many times to drop hints, no dice. Day of the game, I go to pick her up, tell her this isn’t going anywhere and if you don’t want to go I’ll understand wink wink. Instead she opts for an awkward, silent hour ride to the game.
Turns out she knew nothing about hockey, making the game awful. So next time I’m quizzing a girl first. If she passes I might propose.
I had forced her to put on my blank (no player name on back), red, classic wings jersey. I dropped her off after not thinking and the next day blocked her on all sites/took her out of my phone…I got a text to get my jersey back but it seemed like a scheme to see me again so I let it go…To this day 3 years later all I have is my winter classic jersey. I need a winged wheel.
Moral of this long ass rant:
Bitch, you owe me a jersey.
tl/dr
(Source: demdimpleskhudobin, via mrazekader)
“ The hardest goalie to score on was the goalie who had the best defense in front of him. Because i could score on all of them.
Brett Hull
Norm scored the winning goal and I totally buy it
First some coyotes fan throws a snake on the ice, and now a sharks fan throws a shark out there tonight?
C’mon, everyone’s biting Detroit’s style.
Come up with your own traditions. Then again you play hockey in Phoenix and San Jose, so I can see where you have no sense of hockey identity.
Lame and uninspired.
I’m sorry but Abdelkader is killing the team with these penalties.
Used to love the kid but he’s gotta get his shit in line.
More of this, less of the dumb stuff plz.
Game 1 Tonight.
Lets Go Red Wings!
Stanley Cup Playoffs 2010 - Round 2
I LOVE the wallpapers www.letsgowings.com puts out. Always beautiful
Shit’s gettin’ real.
Somebody forgot to tell the (L)Eastern Conference who the favorites were…
Way to just hand it over to the Pens, jerks. The fact that Boston or Philly will be in a conference final is such a joke.
WINGS, GAME 1, on short rest tonight. Time for the Sharks annual choke job (though I’m thinking this goes a tough 6 or 7).
GO WINGS! GO JIMMY!
Roadkill.
LETS GO REDWINGS
Well then, they were certainly pesky, but total dominance in game 7 tonight.
6-1, Detroit, 50-33 shots.
Sharks up next for their annual choke.
When you combine always sunny and playoff hockey, you’ve got me.
ESPN did a decently long segment on the “Canucks Green Men”…Props to these guys for giving credit to Always Sunny and Charlie Day.
Warning: you’ll have to deal with Dana Jacobson.
(click through for vid, espn doesnt embed)
(also, 1900th post, wut)
Word…I was scared seeing that face on tv. Keep that kind of stuff up, Henrik.
Awesome end to the game when Sidney Crosby starts acting like a little bitch again after a loss and goes for some cheap shots on Z, so Howard comes in and says “here smell my glove that’s been stoning you all game long”.
And Pittsburgh fans wonder why everyone hates Crosby…Stay classy, Sid.
Click for video.
Crosby “gold medal roar” photoshop contest
our powerplay is pretty shitty.
