February 2009
Electronic Cigarettes?
Its like a mini weed vaporizer, except for tobacco. I like that its available in a variety of flavors and nicotine levels. Give me a pack of blueberry ulta-nics please.
This man is a genius.
The world would be a better place if more people were like Norm.
Fistful of Patriotism
Get em’ Lincoln!
important things
Make It Happen
Just fucking sign him already.
Skin Tight Tuxedo T-Shirt
“I’m classy, but I still know how to party”
Windowless
I am windowless. It comes in handy. for instance; Without windows, nobody can see in.
What’s inside remains mine. And besides, Windows tend to build up residue.
I am windowless. Safe and sound, Getting by on artificial lighting.
I am windowless. Though, I am blind to the outside, And walls can collect their fair share of residue.
Perhaps I’ll put in some tinted windows…
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Crossing Pattern
Just wanted to share one of my favorite photographs. (click to zoom) ©2007 Michael Gronemeyer
Nostalgic Snacks
Remember Bugles? I ate some today. Still delicious.
I wish they still fit on my fingers :(
Rough night?
I think my dog is hungover.
Love is...a tiny vibrating finger attachment
This Valentine’s day…Make her heart vibrate. Trojan.
How my brain works at 3am
“ but whatever if she wants the cheap wal-mart brand soda i’ll give my coca-cola to someone else”
“i was gonna take a bartender class but it was like $750 to enroll
i was like damn i should just buy breast implants instead and get the job that way”
whats the name of this bar? Skanks’ Alot ?
umm i think its called scores
or something
isnt scores a...
I've fallen (asleep) and I can't get up
Every morning I feel like this dude.
Wham, Pam, thank you M'am
I am in love with this woman.
